Cocaine shark - cocaine bear


With the Cocaine Bear movie set to release on February 24th, people are ready for some drugged-up animal action. That's why when a report surfaced that 3.2 tons of cocaine had been found in the ocean off the coast of New Zealand, people couldn't help but think about a sequel. Get ready for "Cocaine Shark" coming to a theatre near you!



Police commissioner Andrew Coster claimed that there was, "enough cocaine to service the Australian market for about one year and this would be more than New Zealand would use in 30 years." That means any shark getting its fins on this would be one high-flying fish! People were so excited that "cocaine shark" began trending on Twitter. 





With so many scary animals out there, the sequel possibilities are endless. According to this report, Alligators might be next in line.